Q
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous
A

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material



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jesuschristvevo:

there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds

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suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

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harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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artdeko:

Poetry.

artdeko:

Poetry.

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affectedsteez:

it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use

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